Thus far this has been a blog about playing video games. That necessarily changes now, for the simple reason that I did not in any meaningful sense play any of these three video games. More accurately, I stared at each of them in frustration. For the appointed half hour. Unable to make them work right. At all. For three different reasons.
- Encountered a sentient tennis racket that hurt me if I walked past it and was undodgeable.
- Encountered a second similar tennis racket.
- Encountered a wall of boxes I couldn't jump over.